Poop Dreams

Yeah, it's not just the name of a famous mock porn. It's what my anxiety bestows upon me on a regular basis. POOP DREAMS.*

Many people have the comparatively benevolent naked in public, perhaps on a school bus, dream. Oh no, not me. I am bless with POOP DREAMS!

I have the wonderful experience of dreaming that I have to, ahem, GO. Really bad. Number two. So I go. But before I know it, I realize the bathroom has glass walls, or the stalls won't shit (<------I kid you not, I typed that by accident)...SHUT correctly. And did I mention the stall is in the HALLWAY of a crowded, oh, say BUS TERMINAL!

Well...last night, as I have been fairly wrought with anxiety lately, I had another. POOP DREAM.

A classic stall won't shut one. But add to that the cleaning crew who kept opening my door by accident and then LEAVING it open. And...though I don't want to get TOO graphic...let's just say, there was NEED for a cleaning crew when I was finished. And I was mortified. Arghhhhhh! POOP DREAMS!

The one nice point was when I was standing in front of the sink post-poop, washing my hands. One of the cleaning ladies came up to me, touched my shoulder and said "It's really ok. We all poop."

HA! POOP DREAMS.


*I have certainly guarunteed that the next perv looking for that famous movie will now find this site. Sorry, pervert. And sorry, A.!