More like Asparayuck!

Today, I went to Eat Drink and J & B Deli. BIG mistake. These folks, while I assume well-meaning, could not cook a piece of brocolli or spear of Agus if God himself came down and instructed them how. Harsh, I know. But how hard is it? Some steam, the correct amount of time, and VIOLA!

They DID hit it right in with their marinated tofu however, way to go, John!

I am having a hard time deciding what to write here. That IS once I even have time at all...

Captain? Maybe you could advise?