The Classic Detonating Pizza Dream

T: and this italian dude came and set the pizza up and was all set to push the lever and i was like "WAIT! I didn't order that!"
A : hahahah!
A : oh i thought it was a SNEAKY detonating pizza
T : but it was too late and he pushed it and it went KABLAM!
A : noooooooooooooo
T: but more like POP!
T : or THUD!
A : ooooooh?
A : can you blog that?
T : or something almost HOLLOW sounding, but resonating and deep
T : what? the pizza?
A : yes
T : maybe!!!
T : you can!
T : but you have to tell them that we had recived a sneaky pizza EARLIER that we also didn't order that almst blew my mom's face off all that hot cheese
T : but you can say it more delicately
A : it's like action movie revenge plot
T : but just so they can see why i was MAD!
A : RIGHT!
T : but then i went inside to look up "ernie's Pizza" in the yellow pages and there was a menu and detonating pizza was ON it!!!
A : was it the price of a normal pizza?
T : hhahahahh i don't know!
A : haha... did it have a little hot pepper icon next to it? :-)
T : well, kinda' it hada star!!!!
A : ooooh
A : like a BLAMMO star
T : yes!